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The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.

As a veterinarian, I regularly administer medications to five-week-old kittens out of a sixty-milliliter catheter-tipped syringe, because a.) the catheter tip is literally too big to fit into their mouth and b.) it makes complete sense to give an animal an amount of oral medication that is at least twice its blood volume, just by roughly eyeballing the syringe.  Run for your life, kitty.  #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

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