we’ve all seen logan make accidental dad jokes, but have y’all considered:
logan making accidental pick-up lines.
Patton, fluttering his shirt: Is it hot in here?
Logan, who felt fine: I think it’s just you.
Logan: …wait
Logan: I believe I’ve lost my phone number can I have yours?
Logan: w- no I mean my phone, not phone num- damn it
kdksjdsdj he would
Logan: *reading a book and yawns*
Patton: being cute must be tiring huh?
Logan: *not paying attention* you must be exhausted then.
Patton: *blushes*
Logan: *realizes what he said* wAIT MINUTE-
Awwwwww