Combeferre: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Courfeyrac: What if it bites me and it dies.
Combeferre: That means you’re poisonous.
Courfeyrac: What if it bites itself and I die.
Jehan: It’s voodoo.
Courfeyrac: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Combeferre: That’s correlation, not causation.
Courfeyrac: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Grantaire: That’s kinky.
Enjolras: Oh my god. Stop.
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