(photos taken by @rad-roach) THIS IS NOT A DRILL FUZZY CANDY COLORED JUMPING SPIDERS ON SALE WITH THE “GIRL TOYS” AT TARGET GIANT LEAP FOR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE.
HOLY sHIT WHAT
look, I’m scared shitless of spiders now, but as a kid I would probably have loved klutzers there
I need one of each.
Where’re the other eyes?
While jumping spiders do technically have eight eyes, some species have a pair or two of eyes that are vestigial and really hard to see on their fuzzy heads, so I’ll give these toys a pass on eye count.
Edit–Although not Bo Dangles. That thing has five eyes and antennae. It’s not a spider.
I don’t care if he’s not a spider, I want a Bo Dangles.
QueerGalaxies 