glumshoe:

leeshajoy:

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

naming an automaton Cam is the equivalent of naming a human Muscle

“This is my human son. Now that robot/human adoption is legal, I opted for traditional parenthood! Muscle, meet your grandmother – my creator!”

“‘Muscle’? Cog, you can’t go naming kids after their organic body parts!”

I’ve… occasionally heard of people named Heart, like, by their actual parents. The only other cases I can think of are when people get nicknamed after their most notable feature, like a pickpocket known as Fingers McGee or somesuch.

What if you got more specific? “This is my son Trapezius and my daughter Scapula.”

Behold: My Organic Son ‘Bone’

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