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backstageleft:

stagefoot:

How to make bread:

1. Obtain sponge
2. Paint sponge
3. Bread

I’m technically making a fruit cake, but right now it looks like a bread loaf. Upholstery foam makes the best bread. 🙂 

I did not read the op’s username and thought this was a shitpost about making bread