let’s talk about our random links to celebrities!
serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky
also he co-founded reddit but that’s less important than being married to serena williams
My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart
While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diaz’ agent.
My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dad’s mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisher’s house.
I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.
My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullock’s kids in a bouncy house.
Harrison Ford one time stole my moms cab that she had hailed in New York City. She’s held a slight grudge against him for years and hated when I would watch Indiana jones because “His actor is an asshole.”
My mum was cat sitting for Sean Bean’s brother and was given a key for the house and when she went to the house to check on them Sean Bean was there and she was so startled she just said “CATS! I’VE GOT A KEY!” and then left in shame. She didn’t know her friend was his brother and he’d orchestrated the whole thing because he knew she was a fan of his and knew she’d do something stupid.
My friend was a carpenter for a show that Frankie Grande was in. Ariana and the other Grandes were at a performance and came backstage. my friend told them to “move because they’re in his way”, because he had no clue who they were
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