Who is stealing socks from whose laundry?
Jack bought them a 64 pack of grey athletic socks at Costco. Joint socks. Couple socks.
from @catknit7
#okay so now I am having Thoughts about Jack in a Costco#okay so like#he has a strict diet and he lives alone so he has to be really careful about how much food he buys cause it’ll go bad and that’s wasteful#and JZ is not about that#so mostly he just buys water bottles and gator-ades and stuff like eggs because god damn does he eat a lot of eggs#but he also gets like. his multivitamins and like fish oil or some other supplements#and once he’s gotten all his food or whatever#then he enters The Middle of The Costco#like listen you’ve seen how this boy dresses himself are you telling me that at least 60 percent of his day to day wardrobe#isn’t from Costco?#also once he’s gotten like. his twenty seventh blue button up shirt#he always ends up wandering over to where the books are and since they always have history books in Costco (idk why#but they do) he just stands there for ~20 minutes reading#until he suddenly remembers that he’s got frozen fruit in his cart to make smoothies and it’s melting#so of course he starts off towards the checkout#and if he forgets he still has to book in his hand until he’s in line then I guess he has no choice but to buy it#no way he’s going through the Costco lines /twice/#however#his favorite Costco trips are the ones where he has to buy a Costco pack of butter#bc that means bitty is coming to visit him
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