r-and-his-apollo:

Enjolras – I’m here for dogs and communism
Combeferre – I really dig that nihilist humour
Courfeyrac – My gaydar is more on point than my jacket
Jehan – We have the cosmos in common
Joly – Be there or be square, because you’re not a-ROUND
Bossuet – I didn’t think he was gay, just really Canadian… not that that’s an issue
Bahorel- Nothing more manly than sucking another man’s dick
Feuilly – Poland wasn’t invented then
Grantaire – I wish I could put myself in the fridge and stop existing

Plus a couple bonus ones:
Cosette – The Virgin Mary really screwed me over
Marius – When I’m nervous I quote Scooby Doo, which is always
Musichetta – I thought I was happy inside, turns out I’m just warm
Eponine – I can’t deal with the patriarchy!
Montparnasse – A cad of the highest order
Gavroche – Goats are sheep that were never hugged as children