my favorite thing about cryptids is that you can’t disprove anything anyone says about them. I can say mothman is gay and sucks the flatwoods monsters dick all day long and no one can disprove it. I can say I have sex with a little grey alien every single night at exactly 2:03 a.m. and none of you could say otherwise. bigfoot is a butch lesbian! nessie likes to eat pennies in her free time when she isn’t caring for her nephew Cthulhu!!! the sky is my limit and the government can’t do shit
QueerGalaxies 