the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will
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girl with deep/low-pitched/rough-sounding voice: speaks
me: 💞❤️💓💖💞💗❤️💛💘💓 h oly ❤️💝💞💘💗💖💛💓💗 shit 💝💘💗💓💕💛💞💖❤️
and before any terfs come to hijack this post i ABSOLUTELY mean trans girls too OF COURSE 💞💖💕💗💝❤️💘💓💗💛
my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”
our dishwasher broke over a year ago
our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013
the mystery has been solved
I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us
Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering
Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Good News of 2017
Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.
Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:
1) gay and in denial
2) straight and looking for attention
Schrodinger’s Queer
When you’re both bi/pan and ace and life is just a complete lie
“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something
but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”
like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.
Made me smile
just some facts for u
1.) gay people invented love
2.) trans people invented beauty
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