All posts by queergalaxies

hellabatfam:

Dick: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action, it instantly becomes 100% funnier.

Barbara: Violently drives.

Jason: Violently reads.

Stephanie: Violently eats.

Tim: Violently dies a horrific death. Finally.

Duke: Violently worries about Tim.

candiikismet:

thebatfaminsta:

whitepeopletwitter:

Screw it

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

catsi:

catsi:

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move