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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

wakandan-wardog:

rowantreewrites:

itstheallmother:

rowantreewrites:

Who would win: Shuri’s collection of broken white boys or Tony’s army of science children

shuri makes tony the newest member of her broken white boiz club™ and tony adopts her in return. Recycling is key folks

New question: who adopted who first?

Tony: *steps off the plane*

Shuri: *yells from the greeting party* “BROTHER! DIBS!”

T’Challa: *exasperated* YOU CANNOT BE SERIOU-

Tony: IS THIS THE ONE THAT MAKES YOUR TOYS? DIBS BACK.

T’Challa: *throws his hands in the air* I give up.

M’Baku & Okoye: *stand on the sidelines and laugh*

XD

glumshoe:

Last week I was experimenting with different non-staining fluids that could pass as blood in black and white, so that, on film, I could spit them up without ruining my clothing.

I figured Dawn dish soap is intensely-colored enough that the blue might be dark enough to pass for red when filmed in grayscale. It isn’t. However, I completely forgot to consider whether Dawn or not dish soap was something I ought to put into my mouth and I had an… unpleasant experience. Bubbly. Bad.

kaleighbytheway:

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

raptorific:

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

theperksofbeingafangirl2:

kjg-reblogs:

sleepyschmee:

killjoygem:

theveshin23:

It mebbe years ay watchin’ david tennant & peter capaldi but Ah understaun everythin’ Merida said😂

That’s hard to understand??

please translate for us

“I gave my mum a cake and she turned into a big bear and my dad tried to kill her and if that’s not a huge mess I don’t know what is”

What she actually said is:

“I gae ma mammy a cake, she turned into a big bear and ma old yin tried to do ‘er in, if that’s not a pure mess I don’t know what is”

Edit: I reblogged to the wrong blog but it doesn’t matter

THANK YOU! I couldn’t understand the last part!