juichibey:

magidork:

animmalcrossing:

woahhway:

1st letter of my name:
2nd letter of my name:
1st letter of my mom’s name:
2nd letter of my mom’s name:
1st letter of my dad’s name:
2nd letter of my dad’s name:

My child’s name would be…

my name is naomi

my mum’s name is ruth

my dad’s name is tom 

MY CHILD WOULD BE CALLED FUCKING NARUTO 

They predicted this in the Holy texts of old. You are to carry the chosen one, our messiah. Be glad and celebrate your good fortune with your loved ones. We shall wait for your child to fulfill the prophecy. All hail Naruto!

ive seen the original post circuling around with other people but THIS one THIS is the one Im choosing to reblog

mirab3lle:

fuck-ler:

Remember Whole Foods is owned by Amazon, boycott them too.

They have many other subsidiaries!

Including audible, imdb, and twitch.

The list is a lot longer but those are the ones I personally will find the biggest inconvenience.

lalaofrp:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

not giving your money to a business that’s currently striking is literally an essential part of a strike.

Amazon brings in over 34 BILLION dollars every day. Even a one-day boycott could mean massive leverage for the strikers – especially if the boycott coincided with one of the most profitable days Amazon expected to have all year, as this one does.

Do not visit Amazon.com on 10 July 2018 (or July 15-16 in the US)!

While we’re talking about effective boycotting, boycotting Amazon means more than boycotting Amazon, because Amazon has subsidiaries that also help it make money. If you’re going to boycott Amazon, you also need to boycott the following subsidiaries:

• AWS Elemental
  
• AbeBooks
  
• Alexa Internet
• Audible
  
• Blink Home
  
• Brilliance Audio
  
• ComiXology
  
• CreateSpace
  
• Diapers.com
  
• Double Helix Games
  
• Evi
  
• Fabric.com
  
• GoodReads
  
• IMDb
  
• Junglee
  
• Mobipocket
  
• Ring
  
• Shelfari
  
• Shopbop
  
• Souq.com
  
• TenMarks Education, Inc.
  
• Twitch
  
• Whole Foods Market
  
• Woot
  
• Zappos
  

A boycott is not effective unless you attack it on all fronts. This is why boycotting things like McDonalds or Coca Cola are so ineffective– they have so many subsidiaries and supporting businesses that they can afford a frontal hit and still make money from its “family” companies. 

If you truly want to help this boycott, make sure to boycott Amazon and its subsidiaries.

furbearingbrick:

the-ancient-dino:

the-starship-enterprise:

the-starship-enterprise:

the-starship-enterprise:

It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples

where

where are they

In the book Star Trek Costumes the actor said that he had to put tape over his nipples because “for television we can’t have nipples showing”

Also, that actor called it his golden tutu!

greglestrade:

greglestrade:

at 8am this morning i was on the bus to work and there was a lorry next to us and the name of the company on the lorry was ‘smeets’ and i didn’t think anything of it until we drove past the side of the lorry and it said ‘Smeets your requirements’ and my running on 2 hours sleep brain decided ‘smeets’ was the funniest thing it had ever seen and i was literally crying on this fucking bus because of smeets .. your requirements 

fistinginferno:

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

kewlaidbih:

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

glumshoe:

jess-sheridan:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Children’s art in media: fully-colored, stylized but recognizabke figures with backgrounds and aesthetically textured and messy crayon coloring that

Children’s art in real life: an anguished disembodied head floating on one side, a massive sea of amorphous red scribbles taking up half the paper, ‘SAM’ written in enormous shaky letters overlapping everything, partial figure of a dinosaur abandoned before drawing the legs

in a movie this would be a fully-colored crayon drawing of a ranger standing in front of an arch that said “Jurassic Park” but instead it is two dinosaur skulls floating in the abyss while a ranger’s head is swallowed by his own enormous speech bubble and I adore it

Part of my job is literally making those dumb kids drawings in film/tv AND LET ME TELL YOU, the reason why they’re never like actual kid art is because 1. None of us art goblins remember what weird shit kids think of when they draw so we rely on bad reference images and the random stuff we remember drawing 2. We have so much muscle memory that it’s legit difficult to make ‘bad’ art 3. It’s a legal nightmare to use actual kid art most of the time so one of the dept art goblins makes it 4. The colour is because it adds contrast and draws the eye; usually we’re working with nice art supplies with a full spectrum of colours and trying to tone it down to look as bad as possible but failing miserably because it’s just not in us to do it.

This is the funniest fucking professional problem I can imagine.

I’d love to see the results of like… trying to commission children to make art for film and TV. 
“Draw a happy family!” 
“Okay!”
[chird churns out three weirdly proportioned humans and a yellow amorphous blob with a speech bubble shouting something unintelligible]
“Oh uh… it’s very. Nice. Can you tell me who the yellow person is?”
“That’s Spongebob. The family is happy because he came to their party.”