All posts by queergalaxies

orchestraordie:

orchestraordie:

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

indigowallbreaker:

bluesocksandfluff:

taylortut:

spider-man-stan:

taylortut:

taylortut:

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle-

FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated – Mr. Parker is in distress.

Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what?

Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

mirab3lle:

lalaofrp:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

not giving your money to a business that’s currently striking is literally an essential part of a strike.

Amazon brings in over 34 BILLION dollars every day. Even a one-day boycott could mean massive leverage for the strikers – especially if the boycott coincided with one of the most profitable days Amazon expected to have all year, as this one does.

Do not visit Amazon.com on 10 July 2018 (or July 15-16 in the US)!

While we’re talking about effective boycotting, boycotting Amazon means more than boycotting Amazon, because Amazon has subsidiaries that also help it make money. If you’re going to boycott Amazon, you also need to boycott the following subsidiaries:

  • AWS Elemental
  • AbeBooks
  • Alexa Internet
  • Audible
  • Blink Home
  • Brilliance Audio
  • ComiXology
  • CreateSpace
  • Diapers.com
  • Double Helix Games
  • Evi
  • Fabric.com
  • GoodReads
  • IMDb
  • Junglee
  • Mobipocket
  • Ring
  • Shelfari
  • Shopbop
  • Souq.com
  • TenMarks Education, Inc.
  • Twitch
  • Whole Foods Market
  • Woot
  • Zappos

A boycott is not effective unless you attack it on all fronts. This is why boycotting things like McDonalds or Coca Cola are so ineffective– they have so many subsidiaries and supporting businesses that they can afford a frontal hit and still make money from its “family” companies. 

If you truly want to help this boycott, make sure to boycott Amazon and its subsidiaries.

Amazon owning Twitch explains a lot about why camgirls who also twitch stream say twitch is infinitely worse in terms of getting paid, creator user friendliness, and twitch siding with the viewer about all issues.

abookofcreatures:

rabidchilde:

My wife was talking about how horrible and murderous redcaps are, how they support trump – and for a couple seconds I was honestly defending the honor of red cap fae before she told me she ment the MAGA hat people.

Red caps may be murderous Scottish fairies that dip their hats in the blood of their victims, but that’s going too far, even they don’t deserve that comparison