kyuubinu:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5’2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

gingersnapwolves:

jenniferrpovey:

curface:

omgkalyppso:

pennie-dreadful:

lukenull:

I made a difference in the world!

REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR QUEER HEART FROM BREAKING

I’ve seen a bunch of people in the notes concerned (like I was) of comparisons of members of the lgbt to dogs: but upon visiting their website I was reassured that they monitor a variety of content, including (but not limited to):

THIS IS A GOOD SITE

Yeah, this site is literally so people can check for content they don’t want to see…or in some cases content that would make them physically or mentally ill. (I have strobe issues myself…)

It’s highly useful for a lot of people.

I had no idea they warned for strobe effects, that’s awesome! They give me headaches and nausea.

joe-normal:

joke: loki has his hair greased down all the time because he’s a greasy boy

woke: loki has his hair greased down all the time because he’s learned since childhood that if his large electric brother thor so much as high-fives him without it being slicked back he’ll be walking around for the rest of the day with it sticking up straight in the air from static, looking like a very frightened cat 

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

hebic:

witchbitch1333:

oppan-gandalf-style:

witchbitch1333:

fangirlsaywhaat:

siriusblackfoot:

captofthesswolfstar:

napsaremybitch:

napsaremybitch:

askmischiefmanaged:

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

That last one, tho.

mrs-emma-swan-jones:

praise-the-lord-im-dead:

why-bless-your-heart:

theamiableanachronism:

brynwrites:

This is super random and not related to anything but; why do the heroes in movies stay on the phone while the villain threatens them??

It seems really obvious that the moment the villain goes into threatening mode, you should just like… hang up… Now ya don’t know what the villain was trying to get you to do, so any threat is inconsequential. The villain has to find a new way to get the information to you. You got more time to figure out how to defeat them. Win-win.

“I’m gonna-”

*CLICK*

*sinister surprised sputtering* “Did they just…HANG UP on me???”

“Now listen to me, hero, I’ve-”

“Kssch-chk can’t -kschk – tunnel – kschkschshsch” *click*

*screaming at the phone* “THIS IS A LANDLINE.”

“Ahem. As I was gloating, hero–”

“Hi you’ve reached Perry’s Pizza Parlor, all pizzas free with purchase of anchovy gravy, how may I help you?”

“I PRESSED REDIAL WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TALK TO ME”

thelittleredheadedmusician:

For my fellow young millenials/old gen Zs:

We have grown up on stories about fighting against repression and defining our own destiny. Harry Potter? Watched as the Ministry was taken over by Death Eaters and fought an actual war to protect people’s freedom. Hunger Games? The Capitol is very much what our country could still become and Rue didn’t die for Katniss to sit out of that revolution. Hairspray, Newsies, Hamilton, Les Mis are all stories BASED ON REAL EVENTS where PEOPLE OUR AGE AND YOUNGER fought for rights and to make a difference in the world. We’ve grown up being told that our voices, our conviction and strength can make a difference NO MATTER OUR AGE. So go change the world. VOTE TODAY. A revolutionary act can be a small one.

allmyfandomthings:

gallusrostromegalus:

mia7437:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

abandonedandurbex:

Television with a bullet hole in an abandoned house. Link in comments 800×1200

and we’re just

not gonna talk about the machine gun cutout in the violin case

just

not gonna draw attention to that little tidbit 

its made of

WOOD?

@katy-l-wood this looks like the inside of your cabin but like, if the neuclear apocalypse happened in the early 60s.

So, that gun cutout is very interesting. The barrel appears to be made out of a metal pipe, and the trigger seems to be operational. This tells me that this gun cutout might actually be a functional homemade gun.

A gun requires three things: a chamber for the bullet, a barrel, and something to strike the firing cap on the bullet with enough force to light the powder in the shell. The chamber and the barrel have to be flawless metal of a good enough guage, so it doesn’t explode on a weak point. So, it is very possible to create a homemade firearm.

The gun in the picture doesn’t seem to have a way to reload the bullet, so it is likely just a single-shot gun, and has to be taken apart for the next bullet to be loaded.

Tl;dr: that gun cutout might have been what put the bullet hole in the TV

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