
The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

source?
This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??


For @newscientist
I fell into the bucket of useless trivia as a kid and never recovered.
Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.
This is modern fucking art and it’s inspiring
BETTER YET: THE MAN WAS FOUND, ARRESTED, AND HIS BAIL WAS PAID BY THE LAST GUY TO DESTROY THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!
Inspiring.
Must be an important raccoon.
Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine
What the fuck sort of life do you live
i live in europe