The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
If John Mulaney were a newsie his name would be Kid Gorgeous
what do you mean “if”
I’m so sorry, I never meant to erase his immortality
When John Mulaney was a newsie, his nickname was Kid Gorgeous
Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.
Electrons
I should kick your ass.
i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer
Why did this get so many notes
Because we’re proud of you.







