constable-nugget:

arcanine-tamer:

lebritanyarmor:

donzo1234:

fonzworthcutlass:

the-real-eye-to-see:

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But they value our lives even less

Ok but look:

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

evilsupplyco:

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

stellarsolarian:

Help me afford this month’s rent

So i just started a new job last week, and i still won’t get paid for another two or three weeks. My rent is due in the meantime, so I’d really be overjoyed if you could help me out a little bit! I already have half of my rent, so i only need about 125 to be good; i will also try to do a doodle for anyone who donates!

Here’s my PayPal fund link. If you can’t donate, a share would be great!

https://paypal.me/pools/c/87DhGuKG24

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