lil-mizz-jay:

I had a dream where a girl had this like, big horrifying bone creature on a leash, like it looked like something out of Dark Souls

And another lady was like “Oh my, what breed is he?”

And she was like “Eldritch!”

And then the bone creature took out a coin from a socket on his forehead and held it up to the other woman and said “Tell me your name”

And the girl walking him was like “No, down boy, don’t”

And the other woman went “Susanna” and then a bunch of smoke started billowing out of her eyes and ears and the coin flew up and started burning into Susanna’s forehead

And the girl walking her was like “I’m so sorry, he’s not usually like this! What’s gotten into you today!?”

And Susanna was like “Oh it’s fine he’s adorable” while she started rapidly aging and the bone creature was starting to grow muscle and skin

And then I woke up

safesandersides:

emoprincey:

virge-of-a-breakdown:

voidsides-chat:

protect-sanderssides:

iassureyouicannotwrite:

we’ve all seen logan make accidental dad jokes, but have y’all considered:

logan making accidental pick-up lines.

Patton, fluttering his shirt: Is it hot in here?

Logan, who felt fine: I think it’s just you.

Logan: …wait

Logan: I believe I’ve lost my phone number can I have yours?

Logan: w- no I mean my phone, not phone num- damn it

kdksjdsdj he would

Logan: *reading a book and yawns*

Patton: being cute must be tiring huh?

Logan: *not paying attention* you must be exhausted then.

Patton: *blushes*

Logan: *realizes what he said* wAIT MINUTE-

Awwwwww

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