Y’all he shoulda known
Marks and Rec: Misc #1395
(Language is complicated.) (Dialogue from this post.)
trickster gods having a dance-off
That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video
i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song
Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive
I had a dream where a girl had this like, big horrifying bone creature on a leash, like it looked like something out of Dark Souls
And another lady was like “Oh my, what breed is he?”
And she was like “Eldritch!”
And then the bone creature took out a coin from a socket on his forehead and held it up to the other woman and said “Tell me your name”
And the girl walking him was like “No, down boy, don’t”
And the other woman went “Susanna” and then a bunch of smoke started billowing out of her eyes and ears and the coin flew up and started burning into Susanna’s forehead
And the girl walking her was like “I’m so sorry, he’s not usually like this! What’s gotten into you today!?”
And Susanna was like “Oh it’s fine he’s adorable” while she started rapidly aging and the bone creature was starting to grow muscle and skin
And then I woke up
Get rekt
Drag her Min
There’s a reason why SHE’S the faculty in charge of House Hold My Beer.
we’ve all seen logan make accidental dad jokes, but have y’all considered:
logan making accidental pick-up lines.
Patton, fluttering his shirt: Is it hot in here?
Logan, who felt fine: I think it’s just you.
Logan: …wait
Logan: I believe I’ve lost my phone number can I have yours?
Logan: w- no I mean my phone, not phone num- damn it
kdksjdsdj he would
Logan: *reading a book and yawns*
Patton: being cute must be tiring huh?
Logan: *not paying attention* you must be exhausted then.
Patton: *blushes*
Logan: *realizes what he said* wAIT MINUTE-
Awwwwww
ACTUAL VICIOUS PITBULL ATTACK. 12/10
CRAZY PIBBUL
“You’re not my Dad!”
Hahahahaha
“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.
with everynew update we get closer to 2006 MySpace
and every time we kiss i swear i can fly