an-idiosyncratic-method:

When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.

You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

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Every house has one. 

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there. 

And it waits

PSA: Don’t put fucking bergamot on your skin or in your soap.

frislander:

topsydead:

I’ve been seeing a lot of this shit lately.

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Apparently bergamot is getting popular. I figure now’s a good time to address the issue.

Bergamot is a citrus fruit that smells amazing, so a lot of people like to make essential oils out of it and put it in candles and stuff.

However, this should NEVER go on your skin. It has the same effects as Giant Hogweed (& some other wild carrots like Queen Anne’s Lace) and will give you nasty rashes and chemically hyper-boosted sunburns by making skin highly reactive to sunlight.

Remember this?

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I personally have had friends who were seriously hurt by putting bergamot essential oils on their skin. It sucks.

In case you don’t want to look it up yourself:

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Don’t use or make bergamot soap.
Don’t use or make bergamot lotion.
Don’t use or make bergamot anything that goes on your skin.

Just don’t put bergamot on your skin.

Stay safe beautiful! ❤ And please signal boost this!

The bergamot in Earl Grey tea is the best thing in the world. Bergamot on your skin isn’t.

gearsmoke:

misa-nthropy:

obligatorysherlockblog:

lora-lovegood:

drubtwopointoh:

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

Stephen Fry is Jewish by heredity, proudly so.  Many Jews are atheist while still being Jewish.  Judaism does not demand belief, there is an understanding that belief is not voluntary, not a choice, and that what one does in life, the way one treats others, is what’s important. 

sexhaver:

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?

alexander:

weasowl:

gwaoopa:

mens-rights-activia:

Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:

Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh

agafsjdka

Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh

Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh

The above examples are valid

Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:

Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe

Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu

Itpyuye

Ncmvbb

You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash

I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD

It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous

“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail

thank you for coming to this TED talk

slrrp:

crazyskirtlady:

slrrp:

slrrp:

which word is more evil, “boner” or “erection”? i need to know for a curse im constructing and it has to have as much chaotic energy as possible

may your cock forever ache

may your boner always break

thine balls ever quake

thine shaft a horrid snake

well now it sounds kinda sexy

Thanks i am going to kill you in real life

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