Historians: …well, we can’t really say these historical figures were “gay,” because “gay” and “homosexual” are very modern identities. In different times people had very different views of sexuality.
Me: …so, by that same idea, I guess we can’t say they’re straight either, right?
Historians:
This is what I’ve been saying. No one in history was straight until very recently.
i hereby claim these as NB culture
- big hoodies (bonus: with nothing underneath)
- aliens and cryptids
- flower crowns
- flowers in general
- button up shirts
- all sweaters. all of them.
- genderfucking
- making tacky clothes look bomb af
- shopping in the men’s AND women’s sections
- going to bed late and sleeping in late
- blocking transphobic and exorsexist blogs left and right
- having nonbinary/trans headcanons
- watching NB cringe compilations and not understanding what’s so “cringe” about the compilation
- “there are only 2 genders: [insert two (2) meme-worthy polar opposites here]”
- “my gender identity is [insert fictional character here]”
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
my most toxic trait: i go through shit alone
That’s right bitches
Best part of queer eye: the guys finding the weirdest shit in the house and running around with it
I’m proud of him
He is just fucking great.
Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy: Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans: Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat: Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival: Very Good
When two Chaotic Neutral people get married



