a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination
ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want
“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.
ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao
“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”
“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”
The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.
Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.
I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.
This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.
FUCK ALL OF YALL!!! this is totally spies!!! james bond who????????
I’ve got a pair of these, so useful. They’ve been used as a screwdriver, a spanner and a saw, hugely impressing any males about at the time.
You know why? Because unlike those fuckers at Google, the librarian won’t snitch to the feds
That’s…not necessarily true. I work in a library, and the first week I was there, my supervisor got a call from one of the branch librarians we have a big library system in that county, so there’s the main branch and then a bunch of little one’s around the county you get the idea called to let her know that she had gotten an odd call from a gentleman that past week. Apparently this man wanted to know if one would be able to land a plane in [local lake]. You know, would it be big enough, deep enough, etc for someone to land, not a big commercial plane just like a personal 1 or 2 person plane, in this lake. Like “Scully did on the Hudson”. So did she know how big [local lake] is, and could you actually land a plane in it? the obvious answer seems no because it’s not big and there’s no landing strip you would probably die anyways she didn’t know, so he hung up.
So she called our boss to let her know and to ask like, should we call the cops??? Is this sufficiently weird enough that we should tell someone? Is this guy about to try to land a plane in a lake????
They decided on no, not weird enough YET.
The moral of the story is, if you ask the librarian weird enough questions, yeah they might call the cops
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