QueerGalaxies

verycooltrash:

retroactivebakeries:

verycooltrash:

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

notchicken:

strazza-thats-me:

dankickedphilsstickz:

barackobaema:

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

Holy fuck are you guys okay

ryannightnightbergara:

if the next big fanfic trope isn’t ‘we had a maybe-fake-maybe-not marriage 26 years ago and i just realized that we never bothered to check if it was legally binding’ i’m suing all of you

aelinsilverpine:

lianabrooks:

weareoracle:

chuckyzoopa:

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y’all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

msmeaghanrey:

lara jean’s “you must really like yogurt?” is on par with simon’s “i was kind of waiting for someone” in terms of total stupidity