sassysnowperson:

friendlybunny:

a “hypothesis”, or a “science headcanon”,

#as a scientist i hate this because it’s not exactly wrong

I’m just going to die laughing a little bit. 

sapphomets:

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

1. fog machine

rite-of-darkness:

wild-cryptid:

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

one-time-i-dreamt:

I completely shaved my head, and @setheverman broke into my house saying there couldn’t be two of us, so he started throwing piano keys at me.