suddenly-bi:

slaveoftheflesh:

preachthepowerchord:

hell-moshpit:

itseasytoremember:

ironpatriotisstupid:

tickingtimelord:

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING

IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY

ONE MORE QUESTION DOES YOUR PENIS FLOAT IN WATER

YES

i like how there were seven different people speaking one dialogue

jensensations:

jensensations:

jensensations:

jensensations:

so at the beginning of the school year my roommates and I thought it would be funny to put our cardboard cutout of Niall Horan facing out of our living room window looking into the freshmen dorms but after a few weeks of being creepy we decided to put him away. So it was much to our surprise when we looked out our windows this morning to see this 

as seniors we felt it our responsibility to make finals week just a little bit brighter for these youngins

so merry christmas, ya filthy animals :*

we got a response!

i ship us

north-star-lesbian:

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

why did no one ever tell me hugh jackman didn’t know that wolverines were a real animal

imagine telling hugh jackman to go to the zoo

onyourleftbooob:

lauralot89:

Hey everyone, so you know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot that allow you to buy the kind of gifts where you donate mosquito nets or something in a person’s name?  Well a lot of those organizations will let you donate vaccines, as it turns out.  Like, right now on UNICEF’s site, providing 100 polio vaccines to kids in need is 19 USD.  And I’m not saying you should buy it and then send a card to an anti-vax relative saying you’ve provided lifesaving vaccinations in their name, but actually that’s exactly what I’m saying

askfordoodles:

“Hey, are you a man or a woman?”

“What gender are you?”

“

Yeah, but what is in your pants?

“

doglords:

doglords:

doglords:

doglords:

This whole fucking time I thought the mall near my apartment was going to be holding a Grinch vs. Santa wrestling match but now I’m pretty sure it was just a creative way to announce they’re going to have both Santa and the Grinch available for your kid to take pictures with

THEY CALLED IT A WRESTLING MATCH WHY WOULD I NOT TAKE THEM AT THEIR WORD

WAIT the associated Insta handle says more about wrestling please god let there actually be a wrestling match please

THERE IS WRESTLING I REPEAT THERE IS IN FACT WRESTLING