ladygolem:

shitpostmastergeneral:

busket:

i can never think about tumblr staff without thinking about that article that was like “fashion of the people who run tumblr.com” and there was a guy wearing a tie as a belt

reminder

he had to use his tie to hold his pants up because his belt was reserved for whipping this bed

madamebomb:

siobhanblank:

After what happened to mlp I’d be grateful that nerdbros all automatically hate she-ra

Nerdbros: “I hate this.”

Women and Girls: “Oh thank FUCK.”

targuzzler:

sarcasticguitarguy:

targuzzler:

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

mediocre-latinist:

pluviophobian:

People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people

Also people who respond to your weird noises by precisely imitating your weird noises to echo the emotion

aceofsquiddles:

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

zukostrans:

zukostrans:

every day i think about that photo from a comic con panel and how zuko is canonically 5′3″ 

this is the picture im talking about. i cant find any links to videos of san diego comic con 2005, but i found pictures. azula is 5′0″, aang is around 4′5″ and zuko is around the 5′3″ range.

(if anyone has more information on this, please share! the internet is not always reliable)

tldr: they’re all short

theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? 🙂

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.