sonnetscrewdriver:

That’s the face you make when you’re the product of a democratic socialist utopian culture where the very concept of currency no longer exists and they’re still somehow not paying you enough to deal with this shite.

mckitterick:

sweaterkittensahoy:

kaylapocalypse:

thighetician:

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange

gonefashion:

psyducked:

heterophobiac:

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

Are you going?

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

theramseyloft:

glazecake:

rikachanhonpo on ig

Every time I see this gifset, I fall apart laughing.

Y’all know he’s masturbating, right?

mintelly:

taking notes from the masters of growth 🌱🌿🍃

Ig: mintelly

kaleighbytheway:

dollsahoy:

dollsonmain:

dollsahoy:

nineprotons:

kazoomusic:

bunjywunjy:

bogleech:

(photos taken by @rad-roach) THIS IS NOT A DRILL FUZZY CANDY COLORED JUMPING SPIDERS ON SALE WITH THE “GIRL TOYS” AT TARGET GIANT LEAP FOR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE.

HOLY sHIT WHAT

look, I’m scared shitless of spiders now, but as a kid I would probably have loved klutzers there

I need one of each.

@axelspark

Where’re the other eyes?

While jumping spiders do technically have eight eyes, some species have a pair or two of eyes that are vestigial and really hard to see on their fuzzy heads, so I’ll give these toys a pass on eye count.

Edit–Although not Bo Dangles.  That thing has five eyes and antennae.  It’s not a spider.

I don’t care if he’s not a spider, I want a Bo Dangles.

constable-connor:

rallyforbernie:

The first Asian nation to do so 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Way to go Taiwan!

ryanvoid:

interstellardiamond:

couchnap:

girldwarf:

heyfunniest:

How to grow a man beard.

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

sunellix:

THERE IS A DEAF CHARACTER WHO USES ASL IN THE DRAGON PRINCE I LOVE HER

peik-lin:

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City