surprisebitch:

whitepeopletwitter:

When one of your customers spanks your ass

i thought it was about working in retail omg

foreskindefenceleague:

wholesome car mods

vinnoel:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Ok, what is this thing… via Shitty_Car_Mods

op change your url

gaycomicsnshit:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

avatrashh:

HE’S FINALLY TALLER

EDIT: people are asking- this is from “North and South”

trashboat:

my favourite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slap

anarchomoop:

gunsandfireandshit:

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

did-you-kno:

Almost all mammals live for around 1 billion heartbeats. For a rabbit, which has a quick pulse, it takes about 3 years to reach a billion heartbeats, but a slow-pulsed elephant can go more than 80 years. Only humans can push their hearts past 2 billion, thanks to modern medicine, food preservation technology, and water purification. Source Source 2 Source 3

historicaltimes:

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c.1940

via reddit

h-el-l:

i made one