inejgayfa:

today on twitter was a ride and i’d like to share my favorite memes of the day

traveller19:

terrible-tentacle-theatre:

planktonicrelationship:

The best hashtag evah

The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.

As a veterinarian, I regularly administer medications to five-week-old kittens out of a sixty-milliliter catheter-tipped syringe, because a.) the catheter tip is literally too big to fit into their mouth and b.) it makes complete sense to give an animal an amount of oral medication that is at least twice its blood volume, just by roughly eyeballing the syringe.  Run for your life, kitty.  #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

themanicnami:

greynvi:

a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love space!!

//please dont remove caption!

@lunaesteria

gearsmoke:

misa-nthropy:

obligatorysherlockblog:

lora-lovegood:

drubtwopointoh:

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

Stephen Fry is Jewish by heredity, proudly so.  Many Jews are atheist while still being Jewish.  Judaism does not demand belief, there is an understanding that belief is not voluntary, not a choice, and that what one does in life, the way one treats others, is what’s important. 

charminglyantiquated:

a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

(all my comics are here!)

i-am-jayde:

triplehamburgerjack:

rosepetalbath:

I’m proud of him

He is just fucking great.

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

mymodernmet:

Man Tracks Down People He Photographed in the Street 40 Years Ago to Recreate Their Pictures

philosophy-and-coffee:

fuzipenguin:

whothebuckisfucky:

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

credencesbarebone:

Waiting just around the river bend ..

thescienceofjohnlock:

benjaminsplatt:

glitterdustedwren:

somajesticdonki:

fearlessjones:

naamahdarling:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

this is some Kingsman shit right here

@mysterysolver

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

FUCK ALL OF YALL!!! this is totally spies!!! james bond who????????

I’ve got a pair of these, so useful. They’ve been used as a screwdriver, a spanner and a saw, hugely impressing any males about at the time.