You know why? Because unlike those fuckers at Google, the librarian won’t snitch to the feds
That’s…not necessarily true. I work in a library, and the first week I was there, my supervisor got a call from one of the branch librarians we have a big library system in that county, so there’s the main branch and then a bunch of little one’s around the county you get the idea called to let her know that she had gotten an odd call from a gentleman that past week. Apparently this man wanted to know if one would be able to land a plane in [local lake]. You know, would it be big enough, deep enough, etc for someone to land, not a big commercial plane just like a personal 1 or 2 person plane, in this lake. Like “Scully did on the Hudson”. So did she know how big [local lake] is, and could you actually land a plane in it? the obvious answer seems no because it’s not big and there’s no landing strip you would probably die anyways she didn’t know, so he hung up.
So she called our boss to let her know and to ask like, should we call the cops??? Is this sufficiently weird enough that we should tell someone? Is this guy about to try to land a plane in a lake????
They decided on no, not weird enough YET.
The moral of the story is, if you ask the librarian weird enough questions, yeah they might call the cops
Like, I could come up with a bunch of examples of Thor being hella smart, but let’s go with the most obvious one in this movie.
Thor specifically told the Guardians NOT to go to Knowhere. He told them they wouldn’t be able to stop Thanos from getting the Reality Stone anyway, and knew 100% that he needed to be more powerful to face him.
Not only was he right in the sense that, with Stormbreaker, he came super close to defeating Thanos with all 6 Stones, but also, if the Guardians had all gone with him to Nidavellir instead, Thanos wouldn’t have captured Gamora, he wouldn’t have found the Soul Stone, and he would’ve had to face the Avengers AND the Guardians on earth with one less Stone.
Moral of the story: Thor is INCREDIBLY smart and 100% knows what he’s doing, and people need to start paying attention to him more.
There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it
Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies
i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism
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