the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

[Pre-play, at Wittenberg]

Rosencrantz: Why are you ignoring Horatio?

Hamlet: I’m playing hard to get. Guys dig that.

Rosencrantz: Uhm, I don’t think Horatio is the kind of man who finds that attractive.

Guildenstern: Yea, why would you even do that? You’re already hard to want.

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

Hamlet: *gasps* Hey!

Horatio: What, my lord??

Hamlet: Nothing, I just haven’t said anything for a while.

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

[Pre-play, at Wittenberg]

Rosencrantz: Are you sure you aren’t dating Hamlet?

Horatio: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Guildenstern: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

buttofgrayson:

Dick Grayson is caught by cops while investigating at the scene of a crime. They take him in for questioning.

*both cops enter interrogation room*

Cop 1: I’m sure on tv you’ve seen this play out. Good cop, bad cop right? Well not this time. This time we’re both the bad cop.

Cop 2: Tell us what we need to know *cracks his knuckles*

Dick: wait you’re BOTH gonna be the bad cop??

Cop 1: That’s right *smirks*

Dick: Then who will be the good cop? Should I be the good cop?

Cop 2: That’s… not how this works. There is no good cop.

Dick: THEN WHO AM I GONNA BE?????

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

Juliet: Why are you two dressed as each other for Halloween?

Tybalt: He’s the scariest thing I could ever think of.

Mercutio: Romeo told me to pick the dumbest costume possible.

ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

interstellarvagabond:

jomjjeoro:

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

thebadmovie:

problemsleuth:

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

anerdyfeminist:

tongueart:

fuckyeahmercury:

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

GOOD FUCKING POST

Very publicly and strongly loving numerous cats across your life time is bi culture